How the hell am I going to manage the job interview tomorrow when I can’t sleep, eat or drink due a mental breakdown? Everything feels like one gigantic nightmare

I wanna hit my head against a wall..

This whole fucking thing is just one big nightmare. 

And the worst part is that was probably my fault as well. 

shortyantics27:

crumpetseeds:

youre-such-a-heavenly-view:

therothwoman:

helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

it’s always better than i remember it

LOL I didn’t expect it to be that good. xD I’ll have to watch this a few more times.

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

Just bought it online, can’t wait when it arrives XD
Sarcastic parodies are the best and this book has just the right requirements (cheesy lovestory based on twilight.. the story is one big joke itself)

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

Just bought it online, can’t wait when it arrives XD

Sarcastic parodies are the best and this book has just the right requirements (cheesy lovestory based on twilight.. the story is one big joke itself)

A normal conversation with a friend turned into a debate about police cruelty

llbwwb:


(via 500px / Fennec Fox by Ryu Jong soung)
rattengeist;
I'd love to hug Dante but I'm afraid he is more likely to punch me as I'm a stranger XD But let's try it anyway: Hi, uh.. could I get.. a hug..?

stranger-of-the-void:

xD Well, he can be a little mean asshole if he wants to- or is in a bad mood, but most times he is not that evil to punch others just like that. You’d have to piss him off quite a bit to make him do that.

"Do I really have to? Am I wearing a ‘free hugs’ shield around my neck or what?" *grumbles*
"Okay, fine, but just one quick hug. Here you go".

*hugs you*

"There, happy now?"

Yes.. very happy indeed :P Thanks

(Damn it. I had the chance to grab his butt. Maybe next time)

I’m so happy I’ll probably get a job soon <3

It’s a great feeling because I felt so useless during the last weeks cause I had no job or anything 

Wish me luck that I won’t fuck this up (I’m kinda mentally unstable and don’t know how much stress I’m gonna have to cope with)

screaming-potatoes:

ugghh I want food but there are people downstairs

I love how this is a legit problem of 99% of all the teenagers out there

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

Werewolf in Skyrim

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

x

wonderlandscorruption:

rattengeist:

Why is everyone on tumblr telling that 50 shades of grey is about rape and abuse

The book is written in her point of view so you could always see that she wanted to sleep with him. There wasn’t a moment where she didn’t want it. Why the hell do you people call that rape then?

Yes the guy is a psycho. But this book has no physical abuse. Everything happened with her consent.

Yeah man, because y’know her thought process literally just consisted of “oh god a man wants me, if I don’t do what he wants me to then he’ll leave and I’ll be alone and collect cats and die alone” “i can’t lose him, I’m in love with him.” “I get scared when he isn’t around” without KNOWING him that long. That isn’t fucking healthy dude.

Did I ever tell that their relationship was healthy? No. Please read my post again because you missed the point.

My point is that there is no rape in the book. I saw a bunch of posts on tumblr claiming that the book is about rape even though that isn’t true. It is a really sick relationship, I’m not denying that, but there is no physical abuse.  

skellagirl:

If you think cats can’t love you as much as a dog then you’ve obviously never had one come lay beside you and purr while you’re in the middle of a crying fit