Oh my god why is she pouting? someone please tell me

magicalnaturetour:

The Lion ‘King’ by jinterwas on Flickr.

It’s fucking awesome when you find out at sunday evening that your friends had some great fucking fun without you the whole weekend

They didn’t even asked me if I want to join them at our favorite bar

As always I get to know everything on fucking Facebook when everyone posts their “awesome weekend!!” status

We’d dismantled the fortress she had built… The army she had raised… The future she had planned. And the entire world was about to know that she had failed. Taken down by a gamer, a junkie and a small town delinquent.

dunwall:

umm tumblr just “recommended” a blog and the post they promo’d was a gifset IVE made i cant stpop laugh ing as if im that easily bought „

flayote:

Whitetail deer by Heath Cline

30 day coloring challenge

Day 17 - Create a coloring that only changes one color // cap

beastlyart:

cinemagorgeous:

The Norse-inspired FALL OF GODS by artist Rasmus Berggreen.

My favorite art is the stuff that is so atmospheric that it actually makes me feel a little light-headed.

rattengeist;
Hi! Some time ago you told me about the "Unfair Advantage" DmC mod. I used it about a week ago, then deinstalled it and started playing again today. Now I have a reeeeally strange bug.. my earned upgrade points won't show up in the shop & the upgrade points I already used on upgrades are gone too when I "remove" them.. it always says I have 0 upgrades. I'm kinda freaking out because I don't know if I can fix that at all, do you have an idea where this bug came from? Was it really the mod? :/

virgilio-arcangelo:

o.o I’m not really certain on that one. I’ve uninstalled mine before, several times actually, and it never did anything like this. Are you starting the game up with a type of “clean screen” mod? Or, are you starting it without any mods whatsoever? I’ve made several clean screen mods so far, and I know that if you erase a texture (to make it invisible during the gameplay) it can affect your dashboard/leader board/upgrade count etc and make the numbers/letters invisible. So they are technically there, you just can’t see them with that mod running.

The Unfair Advantage mod should not touch any of those as far as I am aware. I haven’t encountered any bugs with mine so far. I just know that Steam/the game does not like my pc, so I don’t think I would notice even if it did. Maybe you can try re-installing that mod into your folder, then starting the game up again and seeing if everything works properly? It might give that it was the problem, but then again it might not. Try contacting the maker of the Unfair Advantage mod as well if nothing else works, he might know what is wrong if the mod did make that happen. 

Other than that I don’t know, honestly. Maybe someone who follows me might know the answer, or may have dealt with this before?

I am not using any mods at all anymore, not even skins.. and sadly the Upgrade points are really “gone”, I get that error “Boop" sound when I try to activate new upgrades. Thankfully this seems to be the only error so far as I can play all missions normally - it’s annoying though that I can’t get any new upgrades

Even after re-installing the game (which took 4 long hours) the bug/glitch/whatever is still there. But! It seems that only the main savegame has this glitch. Everything works normally when I start a new savegame from the beginning. 

I’m afraid to install the (or any other) mod again, what if the main savegame get’s even more messed up? On the other hand I should give it a try: I could “solve” the problem by just using “Unfair Advantage” to unlock all remaining upgrades.. the bug would still be there but at least it wouldn’t be bugging me that much 

I’ll try to contact the maker, thank you for the answer!

Anonymous;
Booo. /tries to scare you/

lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 


sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

[sweats] slippingandflipping

be so kind and fucking answer already

handsomedogs:



BlueEye / / Ondřej Uhlíř